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Bineaz joke, dumbass.

On christmasday's morning, a police officer on a horse stopped by a red light. Aside of him a young boy on a bicycle stopped.
- That was a nice bicycle you've got there, said the police. Did you get it from Santa? - Aye sir, answered the boy.
- Now, 'til next year I think you shall ask Santa to put a light on it, said the police officer and started to write a ticket of a fine. The boy politeley took the fine but before the police rode away the boy asked:
- That horse looks nice, did you get it from Santa.
The police officer chuckled to himself and said: - Why yes I did actually. The boy gave him a stern look and said: - 'Til next year I recommend that you ask Santa to put the asshole at the back end of the horse instead of on top of it.

The Darwin Awards* have been released for 2007.

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Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

This is not a new one but rather funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YFmbqJFN-4

Happy new year 2008

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3t04s_happy-new-year-2008_fun

Japanese toilet prank

http://www.dailymotion.com/related/2820465/video/xy61n_japanese-toilet-prank_fun

That falls somewhat in the same category as you discover some halfwit netdetective have spread out rumours that you're a nazi (as in a nzi nazi and the vegetable actually may have believed it) all based on the *fact* that some former neighbour have heard an argument between a couple where the guy shouts "f*cking nazi" before slamming the door and going out (and the bloke may not have looked like your sterotype communist sympthiser but actually was and thus the invective may have made sense but necessarily not have been true). how fortyunate one isn't of the people that are all riled up about their reputation and "honour" but can leave hysteria to those who have nothing else than that.

Armed beast :

for any kind of joker around....http://www.jibjab.com

The C.O.'s Morning Briefing

The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff, Battalion and Company Commanders.

While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?'

The X.O. chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50.

The Colonel's Aide, a Lt., responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure.

There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

With no hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The Colonel was surprised and asked why.

"Well, Sir", said the PFC, "if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them, Sir."

Chelsea Clinton was talking to a soldier that just came back from Iraq. Though a Republican he was happy to speak to her. Having faced the brutalities of war, she wondered if there was anything he feared. After thinking about it for a moment, he told her he is afraid of only three things: 1) Osama, 2) Obama, and 3) Yo mama.

Lol.

laughed also at this one especially

Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

I've actually worked with a guy (who was also a lawyer) whose name literally could be translated to that (though he had not a swedish name).

Bineaz:

I used the line Obama and your mama lst week on Pabs. Please credit me when you use it.

I used it first.

Eugene Robinson at Washington Post used some year ago (when writing on a subway incident in Tokyo which appeared at You Tube). I believe I posted a link to that story.

Plagerist my ass. I got it in an email.

Anyway, Mitt Romney is the biggest twit I have seen in a long, long time. His "move aside" speech was eerily self-serving. This guy seems to really think it's his destiny to be President and he'd do us all a favor.

Romney is such a fake. He will do anything to get elected

??? I suspect had he been a woman you would have loved him. But seeing that from someone who appears to be supporting Mrs clinton is though R.O.C. on the official humour thread indeed.

why the anger Bineaz? Your inner lawyer acting up? Relax and learn to control the force within you.

agentesecreto wrote:why the anger Bineaz? Your inner lawyer acting up? Relax and learn to control the force within you.

BTW: tronche left cause he couldn't take you BS; be grateful I love your Christian soul.

hehehe

Thanks but it is not my fauilt these fine folks like to dish it out and lack the wits to do battle with facts.

Bottom line is the French NT was colonial at best and a bunch of soldiers of fortune at the worse.

Is this Pabs?

that's funny. You're pointing it at you.

No. I purposely posted it underneath your message. It means YOU, bucko.

Anyone else noticed that you have to log in trough some google account to get to you tube clips?

No, Lillie, though I have my own YouTube account. It only asks me for my log-in details when something is judged unsuitable for "minors", otherwise I appear to be able to watch the videos without having to bother logging in.

I may have to rethink my visit to Italy because of this:
Italian court bans crotch-grabbing

The Italian supreme court has outlawed men from touching their genitals in public.

Crotch-grabbing is an ancient superstitious habit in Italy that is believed to ward off the evil eye.

It's traditional for men to do it if passed by a hearse or when discussing serious illness or disasters.

However, the supreme court ruled that a 42-year-old man from Como had broken the law by "ostentatiously touching his genitals through his clothing".

His lawyers said he had a "compulsive, involuntary movement" because of uncomfortable overalls.

But the court ruled his behaviour was an "act contrary to public decency" and said the law "required everyone to abstain from conduct that is potentially offensive to collectively held feelings of decorum".

The man was fined £1520 and ordered to pay £760 in costs, reports the Daily Telegraph.

Judges pointed out that if men needed to grab their crotches, they should wait until they were in the privacy of their own home.

For guys: What women say online, what they mean

About me:
>"I'm not into the bar scene/mind games."
Translation: This is a common typo that arises in such fonts as Arial and Century Gothic. Delete "not".

My ideal mate:
>"I am confident, open-minded, passionate, affectionate, honest, loyal and looking for same."
Translation: It's not clear what this means, but incidentally, these are also good qualities to look for when shopping for a puppy.

In my free time I enjoy:
>"Working out and spending time with my family."
Translation: "My life jumped the shark about four years ago."

Turn-ons:
>"Thunderstorms, performance art, Dostoevski."
Translation: "You've got your work cut out for you."

My proudest moment:
>"After we finished shooting the video, the PBS film crew high-fived each other and gave me some beads."
Translation: That wasn't PBS.

Friends describe me as:
>"Energetic, hard working, willing to try new things."
Translation: Hmmm … it's probably not what you think.

In my own words:
>"I am an old soul."
Translation: Apparently, this is an oblique reference to the Book of Leviticus.

My best feature:
>"My foxy bod!"
Translation: "Foxy bod" is Latin for " Sammy Hagar Trans Am Highway Wonderland belt buckle."

Exercise:
>"Running along the lakefront."
Translation: Standard boilerplate text cut and pasted from another online personal.

Booze:
>"Light drinker, maybe one or two."
Translation: "I'm usually sober by Wednesday."

Favorite team:
>"Go Cubbies!"
Translation: See above.

Favorite DVD:
>" Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease."
Translation: "I was the subject of a seminal 1981 report titled 'Superfreak' by renowned funkmaster Rick James."

Culture:
>"My interests include everything from classical music to Tarantino films."
Translation: "My comfort zone leans toward Bruce Springsteen and Vince Vaughn."

After work, you'll find me:
>"Sipping cabernet and listening to NPR."
Translation: "Although I'm not particularly fond of laborers, I find their brutish nature quaint and endearing."

Body art:
>"Strategically placed tattoo of an orchid."
Translation: "My ob/gyn often gets confused and tries to perform a Pap smear on it."

Faith:
>"Spiritual but not religious."
Translation: "12 years of Catholic school has left me questioning the existence of a loving and merciful God."

Education:
>"I have attended collage."
Translation: 'nuf said.

he he he.

Well, I do listen to NPR after workon the train and I find it soothing and stimulating in a soapish opera kinda way.

I never visit chat rooms but I had some crazy experiences there.