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by **Buzzz** on 03 Oct 2005, 18:50

Former Man U great George Best is in hospital suffering from the after effects of a lifetime of the high life. Get well soon.

by **Pabs** on 04 Oct 2005, 14:56

Has anybody seen that Intel Centrino commerical that features Michael Owen ?

by **Always** on 05 Oct 2005, 20:34

lifetime of the high life

The man's a legend.

He could do with dropping the alcohol though, that stuff'll kill you.

by **Buzzz** on 06 Oct 2005, 08:14

Fuquit wrote:
lifetime of the high life

The man's a legend.

He could do with dropping the alcohol though, that stuff'll kill you.

At least you will die happy. :lol:

Pabs wrote:Has anybody seen that Intel Centrino commerical that features Michael Owen ?

Yep saw it yesterday.

by **Pabs** on 10 Oct 2005, 17:08

Upcoming Friendly

England Vs Argentina. November 12 in Geneva (?)

anybody wanna make a wager that we'll be seeing at least 1 headline that will read "Argie Bargie" ?

by **Pabs** on 24 Oct 2005, 19:04

not a bright guy, that Beckham.

He gets sent off this weekend for Madrid doing his best Wayne Rooney impression. He gets booked and then mocks the ref by clapping his decision to book him.

by **Buzzz** on 25 Oct 2005, 08:12

I heard about that. And his team lost anyway. Not a good showing by him, but then I always thought he was more hipe than substance anyway.

by **Pabs** on 24 Jan 2006, 16:26

Ali

Suprised at Tottenham yet ? I recall you saying that they would remain a mid-table team this year.

by **Always** on 25 Jan 2006, 04:43

And they will be, they've started well but I still doubt they'll finish in the top six.

It will however make my season if they finish above the gooners.

by **Ian** on 28 Feb 2006, 09:20

Something is being made of the fact that Malcolm Glazer did not join his Manchester United team on the pitch @ Cardiff once his team had lifted the League Cup after beating Wigan.

by **Always** on 28 Feb 2006, 14:31

Except it's not is it, not if you look at the mainstream media. :roll:

by **Leonid** on 01 Mar 2006, 23:10

Peter Osgood, RIP

by **....** on 06 Mar 2006, 07:41

Mick McCarthy finally sacked as Sunderland coach. Taking into account the fact he lost 9 straight games to relegate Sunderland back in 2003, he must have one of the very worst records of any coach in the top-flight:

Won: 2 (Both away, won ZERO games at home from 19!)
Drawn: 4
Lost: 31

For: 21
Against: 69

Points 10 (of a possible 111)

8)

by **....** on 06 Mar 2006, 21:04

Cristiano Ronaldo celebrating his equalising goal at the JJB Stadium en route to a 2-1 win over Wigan for United 8)

The victory was as lucky as fuck, and every newspaper/TV Station/website is making a big thing of our good fortune, as if no team has ever benefitted from luck before.

Our victory seems to hurt them somehow. Good.

Forza CR 8) He's on good form for both United and Portugal at present. What's more, just like United, he appears to be disliked by every pikey, chav and lowlife in Britain, which makes me savour his stellar performances and goals even more

by **Pabs** on 12 Mar 2006, 18:39

Isn't there an unwritten rule about wearing another teams kit (albeit sleeveless) when you don't play for them ?

by **Always** on 13 Mar 2006, 01:00

It's another league, another Country.

What's the big deal?

by **Pabs** on 13 Mar 2006, 23:29

fair enough. maybe it's just me.

by **Always** on 14 Mar 2006, 11:22

We've been saying that for years Pabs.

by **Pabs** on 18 Mar 2006, 18:08

bah. Fuck Inter, got it !!!!!!!!!!

Ali, for you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kozxmAhX ... Commercial

by **Pabs** on 20 Mar 2006, 22:27

by **Pabs** on 29 Mar 2006, 22:49

where the hell are all the limeys ? fuck-wit, where art thou ? It's up to the Dominioner's to keep this place going, it seems...

by **Falc** on 30 Mar 2006, 00:19

Not just the Limeys, what about all of the Spi, er Spaniards? Campi use to pop in everyone once in a while. I guess with Real Madrid's troubles, they don't care to discuss it.

And has anyone heard from Red? I hope he is OK. The last we heard from him, he was having trouble with the criminal element of the Dominican Republic.

by **Leonid** on 30 Mar 2006, 00:38

You can count on Hillary Clinton to take care of the Dominican criminal element and thus ease Red's troubles. And she'll do it by invoking Scriptures, though it's hard to find any evidence of Jesus counseling disregard for laws. In any case, English football news aren't entirely dead:

Chelsea line up Shevchenko to remedy striking failures

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Sto ... 55,00.html

I would loathe Sheva leaving Milan.

by **Eugene Berkovich** on 30 Mar 2006, 00:46

It's ok, Jesus also said nothing about homosexuals, but every neocon right-wing uses Jesus' name in vain to attack gays.

Conveniently forgotten, obviously.

by **bineaz** on 06 Apr 2006, 14:34

SCALDIN' BALLS: FOOTY STAR DROPS BOILING WATER IN LAP

Football star spills boiling water in lap

By Jeremy Armstrong

A PREMIERSHIP star had to miss a match - after scalding his privates with boiling water.

Sunderland and Scotland striker Kevin Kyle was feeding eight-month-old son Max when the accident happened.

He had the youngster perched on his knee, while holding a jug of hot water to warm up a bottle of milk. But Max slipped and booted the jug - splashing water in his dad's lap.

It is understood to have burnt Kyle's testicles and his inner thigh.

He went to hospital and was kept in overnight for observation.

Thankfully, little Max was not hurt. But his dad's burns were so severe the 24-year-old star - who earns around £300,000-a-year - was forced to miss Saturday's 2-2 draw with Everton.

He also skipped the team's "warm down" training session on Sunday and was given the day off yesterday.

Kyle, who is due to return to training today, was unavailable for comment at the home he shares with partner Victoria and their baby son in Sunderland last night.

But a club insider said: "He is walking a bit like John Wayne at the moment.

"He was struggling to move without pain, let alone run. But he is very embarrassed about this coming out."

The 6ft 3in striker had only recently returned to the side following another injury he feared might end his playing career. Last month he scored against Manchester City but his side are languishing at the bottom of the league, heading for the lowest points total in Premiership history.

A club spokesman said: "This is a private health issue and we are governed by the usual rules of confidentiality.

"As it is a non-footballing injury we cannot give updates in the usual way."
Sunderland footballers are no strangers to bizarre injuries.

Winger Julio Arca was taken to hospital last season after being stung by a jellyfish.

The Argentinian was swimming with teammates in the North Sea at the time.

It took almost three days for the swelling to go down.

Last year Kyle was fined £500 after brawling outside a kebab shop.

jeremy.armstrong@mirror.co.uk

Quote Kyle: "The main thing is the wee man's OK." He didn't say how his son was.

by **Leonid** on 10 Apr 2006, 10:25

It is hailed as England's finest sporting feat. How have the players who triumphed over Germany to win the 1966 World Cup fared since their moment of glory? Simon Hattenstone tracks down the legendary squad

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Sto ... 68,00.html

by **lillie** on 24 Apr 2006, 05:14

Lol at that story bineaz...just as i laugh at Wenger's outburst for Tottenham keeping on playing when two players From arses collide with eachother. If you'd expect opposing teams to send out the ball to stop the play you'll soon end up with a lot of silly injuries to disrupt the game when opposing team is in offense.

by **Always** on 24 Apr 2006, 09:49

You send the ball out of play but not when two silly cunts from the same team have run into each other.

Stupid gooners!!

by **Falc** on 24 Apr 2006, 10:58

bineaz wrote:Thankfully, little Max was not hurt. But his dad's burns were so severe the 24-year-old star - who earns around £300,000-a-year - was forced to miss Saturday's 2-2 draw with Everton.

Or he would be like Britney with child authority all over him. Not only stupid in how he was warming up the bottle but to have near the kid like that?

by **lillie** on 24 Apr 2006, 11:25

Hey...think of what you type Falc, you're making me frown coffee over my keyboard

by **bineaz** on 24 Apr 2006, 11:52

FORZA SAINT GEORGE

by **Falc** on 24 Apr 2006, 12:04

Interesting you would write that! Is today St. George Day?

by **bineaz** on 24 Apr 2006, 12:06

No, as the subject line hinted; it's late.

yesterday--a big day in England

(the Bard's birthday as well).

by **Falc** on 24 Apr 2006, 12:06

lillie wrote:Hey...think of what you type Falc, you're making me frown coffee over my keyboard

Well Lilliee, just like scalding hot water should not be placed near cildren and gonads, neither should coffee be near keyboards!

by **lillie** on 25 Apr 2006, 04:07

Hm, it so happens to be that my work is pretty much dependent on compuper and such and coffee I need (my waterbottle is kept cold though).

by **Pabs** on 25 Apr 2006, 22:53

Treason ?

by **bineaz** on 26 Apr 2006, 10:48

Maybe if I knew who they were I could answer (or give a F!@#). :roll:

by **Pabs** on 26 Apr 2006, 13:53

The musical group Coldplay with 2 fans.

by **Eugene Berkovich** on 26 Apr 2006, 14:38

Their entire fan base?

by **Pabs** on 26 Apr 2006, 14:46

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