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What's up negos e negas?

Did you guys see the equalizer in stoppage time that shut up all the Flamengo fans in the Maracana?

Priceless!!!

It doesn't get any better than that!

Dam,

Fala negão. I´m not following the Carioca close, but was at the gymnastic academy when I saw it at the TV, I was wondering if it was an old game.

Priceless indeed. hahauhauahuahuahua 47 minutes of the 2nd half

What´s the problem with Felipe? The guy wants to be worse than Edmundo, punching an adversary like that in the middle of the game! I think that like teh Animal, he realized that the best time of his life has gone and he could have gone much farther in his career(Europe, seleção, etc,), and it´s all his fault

Hey Elite,

You've got to be really desperate if you're bragging about a tie (poor-miserable lone-star). I have one word for you:

Americano.

Felipe has been suspended for 6 months. I don't know, I didn't see the incident but the suspension seems way too harsh.

Cianorte, 3rd division team, beats Corinthians 3X0 in the Copa do Brasil. Pasarella has his work cut out.

Did anyone see the incident where Ronaldo got red carded against Juve? Very unlike Ronaldo...

I saw the game. Two of the goals were the direct effect of mistakes made by the Corinthians goalkeeper. Still, though, you would think a team with the talent of Corinthians could score at least 1 goal.

Ed,

Indeed, one gol was a deflection, and the other he went up for the ball and missed it. Did you see the bicicle kick gol? I heard it was a golaco...

I missed Ro Gaucho's gol against Chelsea. The description read: with the swivel of the hips Ronaldinho took 3 Chealsea players out, to score another beaultiful master piece. Honestly, it's a shame that Mourinho's boring, boring Chelsea advanced with their grotesque style of play. But hey, if Greece can win the Euro Cup that way, anything is possible.

Ceni é o goleiro que mais fez gols de falta no mundo

10:10 11/03

O gol de falta de Rogério Ceni - o segundo da vitória do São Paulo sobre a Universidad de Chile, por 4 a 2, no Morumbi, na última quarta-feira - valeu muito mais do que os três pontos que o Tricolor conquistou com seu primeiro triunfo na Copa Libertadores de 2005.



O gol colocou Ceni como o goleiro que mais marcou gols de falta no mundo. Ao todo, o são-paulino balançou as redes 32 vezes neste fundamento, superando o mexicano Jorge Campos, que havia feito 31. O colombiano René Higuita e o paraguaio José Luís Chilavert, com quatro e 17 gols marcados na carreira, respectivamente, completam a lista dos "goleiros cobradores de falta".

O primeiro gol de goleiro na história do futebol foi em 25 de março de 1882. James McAulay era goleiro, mas atuou um jogo como centroavante e fez um gol na vitória da Escócia (5 a 0) sobre País de Gales.

Já Rogério Ceni começou a marcar gols de falta em 1997. No Paulistão daquele ano, ele fez seu primeiro gol na bola parada, na vitória por 2 a 0 sobre o União São João, em Araras. Adnan era o goleiro rival.

Ao todo na carreira, o são-paulino marcou 36 gols - sendo quatro de pênalti e o restante de falta. Em sua marca pessoal, Ceni computa mais seis gols, todos feitos em decisões por pênaltis, como ocorreu contra o Rosário Central-ARG, pela Libertadores-2004, no Morumbi.

Para ser o goleiro que mais marcou gols em todo mundo, Rogério ainda precisa balançar as redes mais 28 vezes. O paraguaio Chilavert está na frente, com 64 gols - 47 gols de pênalti e 17 de falta. René Higuita, com 41, e Jorge Campos, com 40, estão à frente do brasileiro.

Rogério Ceni foi procurado quinta pela reportagem do Lance! para falar sobre sua marca. Porém, não quis conceder entrevistas.

LoBo:

Yes, the bycicle kick was a golazo. Also, however, the goalie could have been in a better position to defend against that goal. The first goal was clearly the goalie's mistake. The second one was not since the ball was deflected.

And Fábio Costa is great goalie(great indeed, he was the one of thr main responsibles for Santos title in 2002).,He was in a bad day against Cianorte(Cia what?)

Santos fires coach! Boy, you Brazilians certainly like to fire your coaches!
Considering Santos is second in the Paulista, Brazilians are really demanding

Ed,

Santos was brazilian champion in 2002, vice in 2003 and champions in 2004. They have a great group of players , including the best player inside Brazil(Robinho).

They can´t tie (3x3 ) with América de Rio Preto and be 7 points behind São Paulo at this point of the championship

Ed,

Thinking well, Santos defense is second class since Alex(PSV) and Abdré Luís have left.´THe midfield lost Léo(injuried) and Renato(Sevilla), and the attack lost a key player (Elano)

Penta:

I'm sure the troubles Santos is having does not bother you too much, eh?

Penta:

Did you see the game between Corinthians and Palmeiras? Roger is certainly very good with dead balls.

Roger is very good, he has talent kicking the ball(dead or not). He was revealed in Fluminense and played sometime in Portugal.

That's a shame about another kidnapping, and the player's mother. For Pete's Sake. Can't the top hats do something about this or are they complicit?

forca Sao Paulo!!!!!

Kaká revela o segredo de Parreira

Globo Online
Agência Placar

RIO - Carlos Alberto Parreira tentou manter nesta quarta-feira o mistério sobre a escalação da seleção brasileira, mas deve ter esquecido de pedir segredo a Kaká. O apoiador do Milan revelou que Robinho deverá ser testado como titular no coletivo desta quinta-feira na Granja Comary, quando o treinador começará a montar a equipe para o jogo de domingo, contra o Peru, em Goiânia, pelas Eliminatórias para a Copa do Mundo de 2006.

- Ronaldinho Gaúcho e eu vamos precisar ajudar na marcação dos volantes, deixando o Ronaldo e Robinho mais livres na frente. Mas isso tudo nós podemos falar melhor após o treinamento coletivo - revelou Kaká.

Com a volta de Ronaldinho Gaúcho ao meio-campo e a confirmação de Emerson na cabeça-de-área, a última vaga no meio-de-campo será disputada por Zé Roberto e Juninho Pernambucano, com mais chances para o primeiro. Mas Juninho ainda tem esperança de garantir um lugar na equipe titular.

- Não teria o menor problema em atuar como segundo volante, pois faço essa função no Lyon - afirmou ele, que assim como Kaká, revelou o segredo do treinador.

- Pelo o que eu ouvi do Parreira, o Brasil jogaria com o Gaúcho e o Kaká no meio - contou.

Parreira só não faz segredo quando o assunto é a tática escolhida para o jogo. O técnico garante que o Brasil será ofensivo no Serra Dourada.

- Vamos jogar sempre com seis ou sete jogadores se aproximando do ataque. A seleção vai ter uma outra configuração, diferente de outros jogos, quando usávamos um volante e dois meias - afirmou Parreira ao programa 'Redação Sportv'.


Wouldn't it be sweet to see Ronaldo, Robinho, Ronaldinho Gaucho, and Kaka playing at the same time? Do you guys think that ultra-conservative Parreira will actually do this?

Air,

What's up? Where have you've been lately? Still going to school or dropped out to pursue a porn career?

My prayers go out to Robinho's, Grafite's, Luis Fabiano's, and Rogerio's families. When is this crap going to end? I remember when criminals used to spare football players and their families. Something needs to be done immediately.

Lobo, it´s a kind of "fashion crime", the kidnappers migrated from the great centers they are noe in teh countryside of São Paulo(all these crimes happened in Campinas and SP´s coast). The worst part is that besides players´ mothers they are also kidnapping children(below 5 years old)

I've been so freaking busy with school and w/ girls....have maybe 3 semesters left then i'm done. I am now on a professional salsa (the dance) team.

The Porn career is flourishing though!

how you doing man? and what are you up to these days?

Penta:

how is it going? vc recebeu??

Good news, the police has just released Rogério´s motjer, now only LF´s mom is on the hands of kidnappers. They bever learn, the percentage of success of this kind of crime here doesn´t surpass 5%

Aircal

Recebeu? "Lá ele"

You haven´t been very active on Orkut huh? Maybe it´s because it´s more a brazilian thing we really invaded it, huahauhauhau

Baiano,

Thank God Rogerio's mom was released. The police seems to be doing a better job caghting up to these criminals. Faz um favor, manda um convite p/ eu poder checar essa comunidade q/ vc fala tanto. Valeu. Por falar em comunidade, eu estou indo final de abril e vou pegar uma coneccao ai. Se precisar de algo me da' um toque.

Parreira was quoted saying that he's doubts in the middle was between Kaka', Juninho P. and Robinho. But in the begining of practice w/ Kaka' and JP, Kaka' scored a nice gol solidifying his spot as a starter. Then, when it was time to test Robinho in place of JP the fog in the Granja Comary got really dense and he had to end practice short. So, I guess will know tomorrow if RO, RO, and RO is really going to happen.

Lobo,

Traz uma loira americana peituda que tenha bunda tb.

Eu preciso de um e-mail teu pra mandar o convite, deepois que vc o receber tem um monte de formulários pra preencher, mas vc só preenche o que vc quiser, tem gente que não coloca nada, nem foto.

Santo Andre beat Santos????

:P

rediculous

Forza Brazil.

Kick Peru's BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Santo André is the champion of Copa do Brasil 2004 (beating Flamengo by 2x0 in rge final, hauhauhauhauha) and that´s why they are in Libertadores this year.

Puns that only brasilians will understand:

- O Brasil tem um problema: vai pegar o peru amanhã;

- Já vi coelho de Páscoa, mas peru?

- Tomara que Dida não engula nenhum peru amanhã.

But, it´s ridiculous indeed, Santo André´s position on the table isn´t very good

Croatia vs Brazil

A friendly match is scheduled.

Get ready.

0x0 Ridiculous 1st half, Ronaldo looks awful. Rhe crowd is shouting "Robinho".

It´s been 4 hours since Brasil scored for he last time, too much for the Seleção

Robinho entered foe the 2nd half and the spirit of the group changed. Kaká scored when he was abiut to ve (erroneously) replaced by Parreira, since he was the only upfront player showing some disposition.

Well, important 3 points, now to Montevidéu when the last time we won a game was in 1976

Good win!

Surna,

I´ve heard on TV a "tango" version of Corinthians "hino" that almost made me cry of laughing hauahuahuahua . I wonder if it´s available in the internet

Enviado por Lédio Carmona - 27/3/2005 - 18:36
Dádiva para os insones

Que chatice é ver a atual Seleção Brasileira jogar. De uns tempos para cá, o time desandou. Ficou lento, arrastado e, que os mais patriotas me perdoem, prepotente. O primeiro tempo diante do Peru foi assim. O grupo de Parreira achou que ganharia quando e como quisesse. O tempo passava e nada acontecia. Absolutamente nada. Era um vt das partidas contra Colômbia (0 a 0) e Equador (0 a 1 ) no fim do ano passado. Intervalo de jogo: 0 a 0. 46 minutos ideais para quem sofre de insônia. Quem viu, dormiu. Eu mesmo, que não tenho problemas com o sono, dei as minhas cabeçadas...

Abre parênteses, por favor. Parreira é o maior culpado dessa chatice. Um tsunami pode pegar a Seleção Brasileira desprevenida, não deixar pedra sobre pedra, que o treinador não se abalará. O primeiro tijolo de sua reconstrução começará por Zé Roberto. É incrível como esse apenas bom jogador tem vaga cativa na Seleção Brasileira. Ninguém mexe no RESERVA do Bayern Munique. É um intocável. Fecha parênteses.

No segundo tempo, Parreira, que não está a fim de se aborrecer, ouviu o pedido popular e lançou Robinho. Claro que não saiu Zé Roberto. O técnico tirou Juninho Pernambucano, que jogou pressionado pela sombra do craque do Santos e não rendeu o esperado. O time melhorou. Menos, Ronaldo. Fora de forma, pelo menos três quilos acima do peso, o centroavante estava estático. Reclamou do calor. Uma desculpa pífia. O tempo passava e Parreira resolveu pôr Ricardo Oliveira. Quem sai? Kaká. Aí, Casagrande, o ótimo comentarista da TV Globo, mereceu o prêmio de craque do jogo.

- Por que ele não tira o Ronaldo? A Seleção Brasileira não pode ter intocáveis. É uma injustiça Kaká sair desse jogo - bradou Casão.

Um minuto depois, Ronaldinho Gaúcho tocou, Ronaldo teve um lampejo e Kaká fez o gol da vitória. Foi a primeira vez que o trio acertou uma troca de passes. Por que? Talvez nem Parreira saiba...Gol feito, o técnico correu e pediu para Ricardo Oliveira esperar. Cinco minutos depois, Kaká saiu mesmo, para Renato entrar. Ronaldo e Zé Roberto, claro, nem foram cogitados no momento da substituição.

Para terminar, intocáveis e acomodação a parte, um aviso. A Seleção Brasileira padece do mal da prepotência. Seus jogadores acham que são pop stars e que vencem a qualquer hora e em qualquer lugar. Puseram nas suas cabecinhas de vento que são imbatíveis. O Dream Team do futebol. Algo parecido com o Real Madrid. Que há três anos não ganha nada. Não é a toa que a Argentina lidera as eliminatórias sul-americanas...

ps: um recado para os insones. Quarta tem mais. Aproveitem!



Vai a merda, Parreira!!!

Bah@Axe

A few quick notes after having watched the game:

Two clear penalties not called. One on each Ronaldo. Juan's horrible tackle clearly deserved a red card. That was painful to watch.

Why Ze Roberto (Bayern Munich reserve) and Emerson are starters for us I'll never understand, and Lucio sucks too. He's always good for a cagada or two a game.

Why was Parreira about to substitute Kaka (the most involved player in the attack) right before he scored? If anyone should have been substituted at that point it was Ronaldo. Why not take out Ze Roberto for Robinho?

Another problem I have with Parreira is that he seems to have this group of players that are untouchables in the starting line up. We have so many talented players that don't get a real chance because some players are playing only because of their reputations. Which brings me to...

I would love to see Adriano start for the seleçao (even if he has to take Ronaldo's place who's been playing like garbage for a while). I would be good to have a big target in the area to capitalize on Cafu and RC's crosses (mostly Cafu's, RC has horrible as well). With Ronaldo, all those crosses are going to waste since heading was never one of his stronger attributes.

Oh, and Parreira is an idiot.

Oh, and Parreira is an idiot.

LOL

All valid criticisms though. Adriano over Ronaldo? Yes definitely at this point.

We in Italy have had the same problems with players reputations (or their sponsors) dictating who plays. It seems Lippi has moved away from that and he has actively sought younger players and those in form with "lesser clubs."

Your problem is good news for the rest of us.

Lucio sucks too? Lucio was solid in the back, one of the best on the pitch except for his occasional ineffetive attacking runs. Sem cagadas, he held the defence together. Juan had no problems either, with the exception of his leg breaking tackle. Kaka' played well against Peru but horrible agaisnt Uruguai. He seemed tired. Ze Ro didn't play well in any of the games, should have been replaced with Renato in the first game as well. Emerson did his job and closed the middle against Peru, and beautiful turn around shot for the gol against Uruguai. I think it's unfair to have such untouchables in the line up, but the reason for that is that they can change the game at anytime with their unquestinable talent (but obviously I'm not talking about Ze' Ro). Ro Gaucho is just unbelivable, had a great game against Uruguai but was isolated. With Robinho the team gained speed and creativity. We definately missed Adriano and his big presence in the front. Nevertheless, we won at home and tied a tough away game. As we've know Parreira is extremely conservative and retranqueiro, but if we put two attacking meias in place of two volantes like every Brasilian wants we would be as open as uma cadela no cio.

How about Lucio's weak header that gave Pizzaro a free header? He also had a cagada against Uruguay where a cross went dangerously right through the area and I believe it even hit him in the face. I didn't even originaly mention his pathetic attacking adventures that leaves us exposed at back.

What about Uruguay passing the ball around seemingly at will on our side of the field. We just couldn't get the ball away from them. Emerson (even with his nice goal) and Ze Roberto (who's not even a volante) are (relatively speaking) talentless hacks. I don't even want two attacking mids to replace the volantes, but I would have loved to see Juninho P. and Renato in their places. Players who know how to destroy and create. We were lucky Uruguay were such garbage.

Another player who's been playing horribly for awhile now is Roberto Carlos. He's been contributing zero offensively and has been very shaky at the back. Cafu, at least, gets much more involved in the attack and is generally a solid defender. Do we have nobody else for the left side (not that Parreira would consider them)? Hell, I think even moving Ze Roberto to the left back posiotion would be an improvement right now.

As for the attack, why the hell did R. Oliveira start instead of Robinho? When Robinho came into the game (against both Peru and Uruguay) the team completely changed. He didn't have a good game against Peru, but you could see the team play much better with him. Ronaldo was horrible all game and Kaka didn't have much of an impact against Uruguay. It was Ronaldinho Gaucho isolated most of the time and we got nowhere.

Btw, that was some cagada by Dida, but he's usually a very good keeper so I'm not as pissed about that.

If we win in 2006, it's probably gonna be ugly.