Not all conversation during a match stretches the boundaries of taste. There are still some good one-liners. “Walt Disney couldn’t draw your face,” John Kay, of Wimbledon, said to Liverpool’s nasally challenged defender, Phil Thompson. The Australia fast bowler, Merv Hughes, was a legendary chirper. “Does your husband play cricket as well?” he asked Robin Smith, the England batsman. The same story has Hughes later marching down the wicket to tell Smith: “You can’t f***ing bat.” The next ball, Smith struck him to the boundary. “Hey, Merv,” he shouted. “We make a good pair — I can’t f***ing bat and you can’t f***ing bowl.”
The most memorable exchange at the crease concerns Eddo Brandes, the Zimbabwe tailender, and Glenn McGrath, the Australia fast bowler. “Hey, Brandes, why are you so fat?” McGrath asked. “Because every time I f*** your wife she gives me a biscuit,”
Azzurro wrote:Donadoni
Good that it was a quick decision; not much to really complain, but not the obvious choice as Lippi was. Plus he speaks English, no?
A television close-up on Sunday showed France defenders hacking at the ankles of their counterparts who stood in front of the wall as Andrea Pirlo prepared to take a free kic
All these factors make me very pessimistic about qualifying 2008.
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